STUPIDEST HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

Chain Letter (2010)

Yep you guessed it! A horror movie about a maniac who kills unsuspecting teens when they refuse to pass on a chain letter.

Stupid plot, Stupid movie!

The maniacal games continue as the teens drop off one by one.

Break the chain lose a life!

Numbers agree with me, this horror flick is about as welcomed and entertaining as an actual chain letter

I would even go as far as calling this movie, bland, sloppy, and has a paint-by-numbers theme to it! It crams half baked anti-technology teenagers into a slasher that fits into its own unimaginative category!

This movie gets a 2.5-10! and a big DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!

BEST HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS

Clearly, the most political pumpkin!

This kinda reminds me of a gypsy grandma...Bitter that her pumpkin nut loaf didnt turn out!

Doesnt this resemble the guy from Fat albert?

Pretty Cool. I defintly dont have the patience to do this to a pumpkin. By the time I was done, It would be pumpkin pie!

Very detailed. Good job to whomever did this!

Kats of Kitchener

BEST DOG AND CAT RELATIONSHIP

Here we witness a dog and cat sharing eachothers company and matching as well!
BEST COLOURING
Here we have a cat that probably is mixed with some sort of wild lynx. Great colouring.

CUTEST CAT AWARD

The cutest cat award, defintly sits with this lil one in 1st place.

FATTEST CAT

Worlds fattest cat award goes to "chunky" the great tabby that looks like a lion

THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD AWARD

goes to lexy. Period.

6 MOST WIDELY USED DRUGS!

CANNABIS

The most popular of all recreation drugs. Marijuana, Grass, Hemp, Dope, or Pot.

Marijuana has been grown and cultivated for hundreds of years.

There is more then just one purpose to Marijuana. It can be used for hemp products, which have no potency as all the THC has been removed. It can also be used for cancer patients to help them gain a bigger appetite. It is a phsycodelic and physcoactive drug. It can be ground down to isolate the crystalized sap, and then pressed into a solid, turning it then into hash. Or it can be smoked as leaves or flowered buds.

Effects of smoking pot are almost immediate. Producing a slightly drunk feeling, a little euphoric, it can be strong depending on how it entered the body. It is not generally debilitating, unless, unlike anything is used in excess.

It causes mental confusion that is temporary for the most part but can last weeks after quitting.

HEROIN

Perhaps this may be the most debilitating and addicting of all drugs. Heroine also known as diamorphine is a derivative or morphine. Used originally in WW1 as a pain killer for patients who had become amputees in the war. it was originally created by the BAYER company which now produced Tylenol. .

Users experience extreme exhilaration and well being.

It can be smoked, sniffed or injected.

Few people can cope with the withdrawl symptoms. They include feelings which users called feeling SICK , they can also include, severe cramps, nausea, shaking, twitching, and craving feelings of the soothing drug. Most of the time that severley strong craving causes its users to commit crimes to fund there next fix.

COCAINE

Cocaine is derived from the COCA. Before it became a recreational drug, it was chewed as a leaf by the peruvian indians for 100s of years. For the first 20 years of its productions, Coca cola used cocaine in its soda. In the early 1900s it was prohibited. Generally through its use, it has been known as the rich mans drug, due to it being so expensive.

A modified version of the street drug is boiled down to a rock and smoked in a pipe. Also called Crack Cocaine. Cocaines withdrawls arnt as severe as some drugs, but can be lethal in the end.

Ecstacy

Closely linked to the derivative of Amphetamines. Ecstacy or MDMA was originally use as a physco therapeutic drug. It decreases levels of fear and increases level of intimiacy. It is one of the most widely used recreational drugs but is extremley dangerous.

It is taken orally or snorted. In its early years many first instances were lethal and many of the people died from its first use. It is extremly exerting and causes severe dehydration. Many of the factories producing MDMA, have gross pharmalogical ingredients and unclean surfaces resulting in severe illness.

AMPHETAMINES

These drugs work by effecting to serintonin and dopamine levels in the brain. They generally produce a feeling of focus and euphoria in its users.

The common name for amphetamines is speed because of the increased energy one gets.

It is also know as crystal meth because of the crystal like form it comes in.

Crystal meth is becoming more and more widely used. I come from the town of Stratford Ontario. Growing up Meth wasnt even in existence. Now stratford (28.000 people) has been 4 th rated on the list of highest meth use and productions. In third is philadephia and below us is chicago. This tells just how fast crystal meth use is growing and at what rate people are starting to use it. Adolph Hitler was daily injected with a mix of emphetamines and vitamins.

I was made extremly popular by disco goers in the 1970s.

Now is used as a nightclub drug.

SOLVENTS

Solvents are an extremly distasteful class of substances, and are found easily in hardware stores, your local walmart or even corner store. Including keyboard cleaners, glass cleaner and bicycle inner tube repair glue. It was popularized in the late 70s by the punk rock crowd.

A child in the phillipines like the picture above, can go by a can of repair glue for 25 cents and have that bottle last him 2 days, while taking him out of the world he no longer wants to exist in.

It gives the users feeling of contentment and warmth. Gas lighter fuel, nail polish and patrol are also used as solvents. Many have died of suffocation in this process, which makes this among the most dangerous and stupid drugs to do.

10 Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship!

10 Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship!

1)- HAVE FUN PLAY GAMES: Along with the pressures and routines of everyday life, things may get a little serious. So if you think sex has become a chore like any other that needs to be performed, then find ways to have fun, play games, or tell a naughty joke. Something that will make you both laugh, even when you are in bed. Try playing a sexy game like Strip Poker, this is one game, you CANT lose at!

2)- BE INNOVATIVE: If your bored with the turn your sex life has taken, its time for a change. Its probably about time you looked at things and tryed something new, If your used to doing it with the lights off, try diffused lighting, or infront of the fire, or having the room only lit by candles. The shadows have an erotic sexy feel and will spice things up. If you think it may just be you, try reading sex magazines or learning a few new tricks! Practice makes perfect!

3)- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE: If you partner is the kind of person that likes kinky sex, try sex toys, (dont let it get to the point of you being uncomfortable). Maybe trying waking up early and luring your spouse into a hot steamy shower. If sex usually doesnt just HAPPEN, use this to your advantage and put some extra planning into sex. Add roses to the red, bedside wine glasses, or some sexy whipcream.

4) FORGIVE AND MOVE ON: Forgive your partner outloud for a mistake he or she has made. Its fine to explain the impact it just made, but move on and dont let it make things worse. Forgiveness invites empathy into the relationship and helps both realize there human.

5) GIVE LOVE: How does your partner like to receive love...flowers...gifts...touching...kissing. Get to know how your partner likes to receive love. Suppose you used to give your boyfriend or girlfriend gifts in the beginning of the relationship but have come to realize that they enjoy services better. Next times hes away take his car for a tune-up, burn him a CD with his favorite songs or do sumthing sweet, out of the ordinary.

6)- CHEAP DATE IDEAS: Winery----Youd be suprised how many places have these and offer tours for cheap. Get drunk with your date for a very small amount. Wine tasting and holding hands couldnt be more romantic. Get Classy---- Rent bikes or use your own, biking around town couldnt be better for you, or more romantic, when you get have a cool shower. Even better! TOGETHER.

7)- WORK IT OUT: Hiking outdoors, or indoor excercise can work as intimacy equity. Sweating releases pharamones. A great lil hormone that makes you want sex!

8)- HOLD HANDS AND CUDDLE: Scientists prove that even 20 seconds of holding hands or cuddling, can release ocytocin also know as the cuddle horomone. Something that usually releases in woman during there period. But cuddling, kissing and snugglin up in bed can release these great hormones and spark up things in your love life!

9)- GO TO A MUSEUM: intellectual stimulation goes hand in hand with intimacy. Spending time with your loved one outside the bedroom can affect all that goes into the bedroom later.

10)- GO TO A NIGHT CLUB: Some couples wake up and realize they havent gone dancing in 15 years! Doing little things like this can help you realize why you fell in love in the first place!

Some of the Neatest Tattoos I have come across!

In dedication to those who passed away at the 911 tragedy

I seeee you!

This brings new meaning to "The boys"

One of the neatest tattoos Ive ever seen. Great work!

The 5 most over-rated tourist attractions in the world!

ANGKOR, CAMBODIA

The build-up: Angkor boasts some of the most jaw dropping buddhist monuments in south east Asia.
The Reality: Unfortunatly theres no getting around the crowds here. The days when Angkor were remote and still are sadly long gone. The temples are now firmly on the sight seeing circuit.
The alternative: Escape the crowded temples of Angkor, and head to the far less touristy Borobudur, Indonesia- one of the true wonders of the buddhist culture.

MACHU PICCHU, PERU

The build-up: Theres no doubt that machu picchu holds its own as a tourist spot, as it holds the magic of the Inca.
The Reality: The walk to the Machu Picchu is not a pleasant one and the entrance fee has risen to more then 25 pounds. 300 american dollars. The amount of money you spend during the day can reach over 600 including the bus which is the only means of transportation in and out of the city. That is if you are one of the 400 people allowed in there PER day.
The alternative: Want to see the birthplace of the fabled Inca? Give machu Picchu a miss and head for bolivias Isla de Sol, where the civilization first rose to greatness.


THE COLOSSEUM, ROME

The build-up: Tourists have been enthusing about the colosseum since the 18th century, even as a partial ruin, it can still take your breath away.
The reality: Italy's most visited site is often over crowded and has long queues.
The entire building is a traffic roundabout and the precious inside has boards and gallys everywhere, preventing people from touching the walls. Your trip will be so much memorable, especially if you get pick-pocketed.
The Alternative: yes its an ancient cirle or death and glory, but straight across the Adriatic sea, is equally imposing arena in Pula, Croatia.
PETRA, JORDAN

The build-up: The impressive site was built in the 3rd century. The city holds, rooms, temples, tombs, and stables all made out of one giant rock.
The Reality: The tourism villiage that has grown up around Petra now threatens to outside the ancient city itself.
The Alternative: The extrodinary rock-hewn monuments of lalibela in Ethiopia, challenge Petra in number, artistic accomplishment and above all enivronment.
STONEHENGE, UK

The build-up: The rocks are gorgeous, dramatic and huge. Anicent paganism revolves around these old rocks.
The Reality: You cant touch it, you cant walk around it, you cant even walk along its perimetre, and you have to pay to stare at rocks.
The alternative: Stonehenge is one of the worlds most megalithic sites- but nearby Avebury, has a much larger stone circle, where people are able to walk among its ruins.