Tuesday, June 15, 2010

COOKING TIP OF THE DAY


Romaine lettuce is packed full of vitamins, compared to the regular iceburg lettuce.

It has 3 times as much Vitamin C and 6 times as much Vitamin A.

Vitamin C is destroyed quickly when cooking. So cook your vegetables in the smallest amount of water for the shortest time possible to keep the Vitamin C in your veggies.

Monday, June 14, 2010

GIRLS AND CORPSES- Magazine

Girls and Corpses is irrelevant, politically incorrect and defintly breaks social taboo's.
Its entertaining, funny, and has great art work.
The comics are crazy, the fake ads are hilarious, not to mention the girls are hot.
I also dig the interveiws, with Sheri Moon Zombie.
It stradels the fine line between tastelessness and hilarious misogyny. G&C is very much a throwback to the horror genre of the late 70's.



Sigmund Freud once said The two greatest taboos is to bring death and sex together. Leave it to an award winning horror writer Steve Roberts to bring the two together.

Full of freaky, fun, tongue-in-cheek laughter, filled with softcore porn. G&C Lures sex nerds and gore freaks to caress its glossy pages.



Girls are corpses is a hilarious bit of satire. taking the scantily clad, pseudo porn of maxim and stuff, and taking it way over the line into a brutally comic way.
its a brilliant parody of culture with enough offesniveness to scar any kid who picks it up!




Take hot bitches, corpses, sex and death and throw it into a blender! Theyre you have it! A magazine sure to please any necrophiliac.



Cute Kitties. To make your day!

PRECIOUS EYES, PRECIOUS FACE, PRECIOUS KITTEN

ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR ME

PLEASE MUM, ANOTHER....


LIFES A CUP OF TEA


I DONT WANT TO BE A CAT ANYMORE. FROGS ARE THE WAY THE GO!




HISTORY OF BLACK ASS!

BLACK ASS COMES IN ALLLLL SHAPES AND SIZES!

The calf tattoo makes this pictures so much more appealing. How can those stilettos hold this much weight?Are the straps on her shoes really making fat rolls on her feet? Wow...Wow....
This makes me want to eat cottage cheese. Mmmmm Sealtest.

Disgustingly shiny black ass. Ass with shoestring is so much more appealing since sisqo created the "Thong song". Lemme see that thong tha-tha-tha-thong.



Muffin top. Fat flabby ass, and pancakes titties. What do these all have in common? They all revolve around pastry's and you know how much skinny white guys LOOOVE pastry.


And the award for the nastiest most disgusting ass ever goes to this bitch. With an ass that JUST WONT QUIT!




Friday, June 11, 2010

You know your in love when....


Today is my anniversary and not only am I proud to say my boyfriend, is the best boyfriend Ive ever had, hes also the most caring, dedicated and sincere.


A man like him never comes around, and when they do, you sometimes doubt whether hes the one. The one who feels like your everything.





The reasons I know Im in love:


1)- When he smiles, the whole world melts around me.

2)- What he considers flaws, I consider perfection.

3)- When hes not around hes constantly on my mind

4)- When someone says something bad about him, I immediatly go on the defense.

5)- When I lay in his arms, I feel like time stops ticking.

6)- When we argue, and I feel the world is coming to an end.

7)- I want to live for him.

8)- I want him to know everything about me, personally, spirtually, and mentally. not to mention sexually ;)

9)- When he cries I feel like crying. When hes mad, well then I just back off.

10)- and finally, I know I love my boyfriend because when I have dream at night about walking down the aisle someday. Hes the one waiting at the end for me.
Jonathan: I love you so much
More then anything. I wanted to take time, for you to know how much you mean to me and how much I love you.
Your my life baby. Happy anniversary




Friday, June 4, 2010

COOKING TIP OF THE DAY!


When cookin dishes with both vegetables and meat.
(Ie. Stirfry's and stew's.)
Reduce the amount of meat by 1/3 and increase the amount of vegetables by 1/3. you will hardly notice!

Ears and Brains for Dinner!



Andrei Chikatilo Born in 1936


Ukrainian Serial Killer, also known as the red ripper
He lived in a small coal mining town near Rostov.
On Dec 22, he lured a 9 year old girl to his house which he bought in secret from his family.He attempted to rape her, when she struggled, He stabbed her to death. While knifing her, he ejaculated.From then on, he was only able to acheive an orgasm by stabbing and slicing woman and young girls.
Despite evidence linking Chikatilo to the girls death, among many others. A man was arrested, Alexsandr Kravchenko, was later tried and executed for her death.

Albert Fish Born in 1870
This man, is undescribable, but Ill try and do my best!
Fish was also known as the werewolf of Wysteria and possibly the brooklyn vampire.
When one of his victims mothers visited fish in jail. He gave her these details about her sons death.
" I cut one of my belts in half, slit the halfves into about 8 strips, I then whipped his bare behind until blood ran down his legs. I cut of his nose, ears and slit his mouth ear to ear.
I gouged out his eyes, he was dead then.
I stuck the knife in his belly and placed my mouth to his belly button and drank his blood. I picked up 4 old potatoes sacks and a pile of stones. I cut him into peices, I cut him through the middle, and put some peices in one bag and some in another bag" in confession to this murder, he confessed to eating parts of Billy. Fish states " I never ate any cooked turkey as good as his little fat behind tasted"
At his trial several physcologists testified about Fish's sexual fetish's including coporphillia, urophilla, and pedophillia, as well as masochism. X Rays of Fishs body showed pins that he had stuck into his body for pleasure.

Jeffrey Dahmer Born in 1960


Dahmer murdered atleast 17 boys between 1978 and 1991.
His murders were particularly gruesome.
Dahmer commited his first murder when he was 18.
Killing Steven Hicks a 19 year old hitchhiker.
Dahmer says " I killed him because I didnt want him to go"
After this he began a murder spree which ended with his arrest in 1991.
He was arrested because of the smell coming from his apartment.
His neighbors had called the police and complained about a foul smell creeping out from under his door. When the police went to investigate they found, skulls bubbling in barrels of acid. Brains and private parts in the refrigerator and dead bodies under the covers in Dahmers bed, where he slept with them each night.
One boy; Konerak Sinthasomphone (the younger brother of one of the boys Dahmer had molested) was invited back to Jeffrey's apartment. After being drugged, he passed out. Jeffrey went to the store to get more cigarettes. When Konerak awoke, he tried leaving. Wondering nude around the streets surrounding Jeffrey's milwakee apartment.
Two woman found Konerak and called the police. unfortunatly Jeffrey was on his way home when he seen the police responding to the incident. Jeffrey gave the police a story about them being gay lovers, and having a dispute.
The police made the biggest mistake of their life, and escorted Konerak back up to Dahmers apartment. Later when arrested, they found the body of Konerak cut up into peices, and his private parts boiling in a stew on the stove.
The court found Dahmer guilt and sentenced him to 937 years in prison.
Dahmer and another inmate (Jesse anderson) were beaten to death by another inmate Christopher Scarver while on work in the jail gym.
He died from severe head trauma en route to the hospital.

Richard Trenton Chase Born in 1950


Richard killed six people in the span of a month.
He earned the name Vampire of Scaramento due to drinking the blood of his victims and cannablism.
He did this as a part of a delusion that he needed to prevent Nazi's from blood into poison, via poison they had planted beneath his soap dish.
He had killed people mostly by shootings, drive by shootings, and he would then mutilate the corpses and bath in the blood of his victims.
He would enter the homes of woman 30 years and over and kill them along with there infants.
He even went to one point of slitting open a womans stomach when she was pregnant, taking the child out, killing it, and eating its internal organs.
He disposed of the body, and a witness seen him leaving the church where he disposed of it. Leading perfect finger prints and foot prints leading to his arrest.
Chase became a feared prison inmate. Even many jail guards tried convincing Chase to commit suicide. When a prison guard seen him lying awkward on his bed and not breathing. He was sent for an autopsy. He had taken prison formed anti-depressants that he had been saving for weeks and had commited suicide.


Guilles de Rais Born in 1404


Considered the precursor of serial killing.
He was accused and untimatley convicted of torturing, raping, and killing, dozens if not hundreds of people. Mainly young boys. He would kill them and ejaculate over them while they were screaming for help.
One of his maids helped him along with all of his murders. Letters from his trial reveal the following:
"Henriet soon began to collect the children for her master. She was present while he massacred them.
After sleeping in the childrens blood, he would become furious and weep and fall crying on the floor.
An insupportable smell filled the rool, but Guilles inhaledit with content." The precise number of bodies were unknown as most of the bodies were either burned or buried. At the end of his killing spree, he set up all the heads and judged which child was the "most pleasurable" and which had the fairest skin. He preferred children with blonde hair blue eyes, (as he was when he was young) mainly boys, but would make do with young girls under the proper circumstances.
According to surviving accounts, the numbers of deaths caused by Guilles were upwords of 600 people.