Thursday, October 28, 2010

BEST HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS

Clearly, the most political pumpkin!
This kinda reminds me of a gypsy grandma...Bitter that her pumpkin nut loaf didnt turn out!

Doesnt this resemble the guy from Fat albert?



Pretty Cool. I defintly dont have the patience to do this to a pumpkin. By the time I was done, It would be pumpkin pie!


Very detailed. Good job to whomever did this!




Monday, August 30, 2010

Kats of Kitchener

BEST DOG AND CAT RELATIONSHIP
Here we witness a dog and cat sharing eachothers company and matching as well!
BEST COLOURING
Here we have a cat that probably is mixed with some sort of wild lynx. Great colouring.
CUTEST CAT AWARD
The cutest cat award, defintly sits with this lil one in 1st place.
FATTEST CAT
Worlds fattest cat award goes to "chunky" the great tabby that looks like a lion
THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD AWARD
goes to lexy. Period.





Monday, July 19, 2010

6 MOST WIDELY USED DRUGS!

CANNABIS
The most popular of all recreation drugs. Marijuana, Grass, Hemp, Dope, or Pot.
Marijuana has been grown and cultivated for hundreds of years.
There is more then just one purpose to Marijuana. It can be used for hemp products, which have no potency as all the THC has been removed. It can also be used for cancer patients to help them gain a bigger appetite. It is a phsycodelic and physcoactive drug. It can be ground down to isolate the crystalized sap, and then pressed into a solid, turning it then into hash. Or it can be smoked as leaves or flowered buds.
Effects of smoking pot are almost immediate. Producing a slightly drunk feeling, a little euphoric, it can be strong depending on how it entered the body. It is not generally debilitating, unless, unlike anything is used in excess.
It causes mental confusion that is temporary for the most part but can last weeks after quitting.
HEROIN
Perhaps this may be the most debilitating and addicting of all drugs. Heroine also known as diamorphine is a derivative or morphine. Used originally in WW1 as a pain killer for patients who had become amputees in the war. it was originally created by the BAYER company which now produced Tylenol. .
Users experience extreme exhilaration and well being.
It can be smoked, sniffed or injected.
Few people can cope with the withdrawl symptoms. They include feelings which users called feeling SICK , they can also include, severe cramps, nausea, shaking, twitching, and craving feelings of the soothing drug. Most of the time that severley strong craving causes its users to commit crimes to fund there next fix.

COCAINE
Cocaine is derived from the COCA. Before it became a recreational drug, it was chewed as a leaf by the peruvian indians for 100s of years. For the first 20 years of its productions, Coca cola used cocaine in its soda. In the early 1900s it was prohibited. Generally through its use, it has been known as the rich mans drug, due to it being so expensive.
A modified version of the street drug is boiled down to a rock and smoked in a pipe. Also called Crack Cocaine. Cocaines withdrawls arnt as severe as some drugs, but can be lethal in the end.
Ecstacy
Closely linked to the derivative of Amphetamines. Ecstacy or MDMA was originally use as a physco therapeutic drug. It decreases levels of fear and increases level of intimiacy. It is one of the most widely used recreational drugs but is extremley dangerous.
It is taken orally or snorted. In its early years many first instances were lethal and many of the people died from its first use. It is extremly exerting and causes severe dehydration. Many of the factories producing MDMA, have gross pharmalogical ingredients and unclean surfaces resulting in severe illness.
AMPHETAMINES
These drugs work by effecting to serintonin and dopamine levels in the brain. They generally produce a feeling of focus and euphoria in its users.
The common name for amphetamines is speed because of the increased energy one gets.
It is also know as crystal meth because of the crystal like form it comes in.
Crystal meth is becoming more and more widely used. I come from the town of Stratford Ontario. Growing up Meth wasnt even in existence. Now stratford (28.000 people) has been 4 th rated on the list of highest meth use and productions. In third is philadephia and below us is chicago. This tells just how fast crystal meth use is growing and at what rate people are starting to use it. Adolph Hitler was daily injected with a mix of emphetamines and vitamins.
I was made extremly popular by disco goers in the 1970s.
Now is used as a nightclub drug.

SOLVENTS
Solvents are an extremly distasteful class of substances, and are found easily in hardware stores, your local walmart or even corner store. Including keyboard cleaners, glass cleaner and bicycle inner tube repair glue. It was popularized in the late 70s by the punk rock crowd.
A child in the phillipines like the picture above, can go by a can of repair glue for 25 cents and have that bottle last him 2 days, while taking him out of the world he no longer wants to exist in.
It gives the users feeling of contentment and warmth. Gas lighter fuel, nail polish and patrol are also used as solvents. Many have died of suffocation in this process, which makes this among the most dangerous and stupid drugs to do.










10 Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship!

10 Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship!

1)- HAVE FUN PLAY GAMES: Along with the pressures and routines of everyday life, things may get a little serious. So if you think sex has become a chore like any other that needs to be performed, then find ways to have fun, play games, or tell a naughty joke. Something that will make you both laugh, even when you are in bed. Try playing a sexy game like Strip Poker, this is one game, you CANT lose at!

2)- BE INNOVATIVE: If your bored with the turn your sex life has taken, its time for a change. Its probably about time you looked at things and tryed something new, If your used to doing it with the lights off, try diffused lighting, or infront of the fire, or having the room only lit by candles. The shadows have an erotic sexy feel and will spice things up. If you think it may just be you, try reading sex magazines or learning a few new tricks! Practice makes perfect!

3)- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE: If you partner is the kind of person that likes kinky sex, try sex toys, (dont let it get to the point of you being uncomfortable). Maybe trying waking up early and luring your spouse into a hot steamy shower. If sex usually doesnt just HAPPEN, use this to your advantage and put some extra planning into sex. Add roses to the red, bedside wine glasses, or some sexy whipcream.

4) FORGIVE AND MOVE ON: Forgive your partner outloud for a mistake he or she has made. Its fine to explain the impact it just made, but move on and dont let it make things worse. Forgiveness invites empathy into the relationship and helps both realize there human.

5) GIVE LOVE: How does your partner like to receive love...flowers...gifts...touching...kissing. Get to know how your partner likes to receive love. Suppose you used to give your boyfriend or girlfriend gifts in the beginning of the relationship but have come to realize that they enjoy services better. Next times hes away take his car for a tune-up, burn him a CD with his favorite songs or do sumthing sweet, out of the ordinary.

6)- CHEAP DATE IDEAS: Winery----Youd be suprised how many places have these and offer tours for cheap. Get drunk with your date for a very small amount. Wine tasting and holding hands couldnt be more romantic. Get Classy---- Rent bikes or use your own, biking around town couldnt be better for you, or more romantic, when you get have a cool shower. Even better! TOGETHER.

7)- WORK IT OUT: Hiking outdoors, or indoor excercise can work as intimacy equity. Sweating releases pharamones. A great lil hormone that makes you want sex!

8)- HOLD HANDS AND CUDDLE: Scientists prove that even 20 seconds of holding hands or cuddling, can release ocytocin also know as the cuddle horomone. Something that usually releases in woman during there period. But cuddling, kissing and snugglin up in bed can release these great hormones and spark up things in your love life!

9)- GO TO A MUSEUM: intellectual stimulation goes hand in hand with intimacy. Spending time with your loved one outside the bedroom can affect all that goes into the bedroom later.

10)- GO TO A NIGHT CLUB: Some couples wake up and realize they havent gone dancing in 15 years! Doing little things like this can help you realize why you fell in love in the first place!


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Some of the Neatest Tattoos I have come across!

In dedication to those who passed away at the 911 tragedy

I seeee you!

This brings new meaning to "The boys"
One of the neatest tattoos Ive ever seen. Great work!





Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The 5 most over-rated tourist attractions in the world!

ANGKOR, CAMBODIA

The build-up: Angkor boasts some of the most jaw dropping buddhist monuments in south east Asia.
The Reality: Unfortunatly theres no getting around the crowds here. The days when Angkor were remote and still are sadly long gone. The temples are now firmly on the sight seeing circuit.
The alternative: Escape the crowded temples of Angkor, and head to the far less touristy Borobudur, Indonesia- one of the true wonders of the buddhist culture.

MACHU PICCHU, PERU

The build-up: Theres no doubt that machu picchu holds its own as a tourist spot, as it holds the magic of the Inca.
The Reality: The walk to the Machu Picchu is not a pleasant one and the entrance fee has risen to more then 25 pounds. 300 american dollars. The amount of money you spend during the day can reach over 600 including the bus which is the only means of transportation in and out of the city. That is if you are one of the 400 people allowed in there PER day.
The alternative: Want to see the birthplace of the fabled Inca? Give machu Picchu a miss and head for bolivias Isla de Sol, where the civilization first rose to greatness.


THE COLOSSEUM, ROME

The build-up: Tourists have been enthusing about the colosseum since the 18th century, even as a partial ruin, it can still take your breath away.
The reality: Italy's most visited site is often over crowded and has long queues.
The entire building is a traffic roundabout and the precious inside has boards and gallys everywhere, preventing people from touching the walls. Your trip will be so much memorable, especially if you get pick-pocketed.
The Alternative: yes its an ancient cirle or death and glory, but straight across the Adriatic sea, is equally imposing arena in Pula, Croatia.
PETRA, JORDAN

The build-up: The impressive site was built in the 3rd century. The city holds, rooms, temples, tombs, and stables all made out of one giant rock.
The Reality: The tourism villiage that has grown up around Petra now threatens to outside the ancient city itself.
The Alternative: The extrodinary rock-hewn monuments of lalibela in Ethiopia, challenge Petra in number, artistic accomplishment and above all enivronment.
STONEHENGE, UK

The build-up: The rocks are gorgeous, dramatic and huge. Anicent paganism revolves around these old rocks.
The Reality: You cant touch it, you cant walk around it, you cant even walk along its perimetre, and you have to pay to stare at rocks.
The alternative: Stonehenge is one of the worlds most megalithic sites- but nearby Avebury, has a much larger stone circle, where people are able to walk among its ruins.

10 Most controversial foods around the world!

From the Mediterranean to Japan, Atlantic or Northern Blue Fin Tuna is quickly being fished to extinction. Blue fin tuna is highly priced by sushi chefs and is a $7.2 billion dollar industry in Japan. However the way the blue fin tuna is being fished, is now unsustainable. Blue fin is already extinct in the black sea- but there is an outcry from restaurateurs who need to serve it- or lose business.
There's fresh, and then theres "fresh". The controversy behind this plate stems from activists, who say its cruel to eat animals when they re still alive.
In Asia you'll find your fish so fresh its still moving. for example the frog heart is served with the frog cut open right in front of you, while the heart is still beating. Biting into the beating heart is suppose to be a delicacy. Similarly sea urchins and shrimp are served with there whiskers still moving. Baby octopus is served while its still wriggling on your plate. The key is to chew it well so that when you swallow the tentacles don't get stuck on the way down your throat.

With the huge decline in polar bear population due to global warming and trophy hunting. Eating polar bear has become a huge historical controversy. For hundreds of years, they were used for there fur, fat, and oil, as well as there meat (only for aboriginals who stomachs can adapt to this kind of meat). Unfortunately trophy hunting is allowed, and helps fund alot of small arctic communities.
Monkey Brains was at one time believed to be a cure for impotence.
A dish often attributed to China. The Chinese eat the brain while the monkey is still alive.
This is why activists find this so cruel.
The Ortolan, are considered a great delicacy in many countries. the birds are force fed through small tubes until there quite large. The bird is then served to the customer recently killed, and the customer is fed the bird, while biting its head off. The bird is kept in a small dark cage and then drowned in brandy and wine for flavour. If you cant see the cruelty in this, then stop reading.
One of the saddest things Ive ever heard of is eating dolphin. In some parts of Asia, eating dolphin is a 100 hear old tradition. the Asian believe the dolphin is just another species of fish and fish it just like any other. But the deer on the other hand is considered sacred and must not be harmed unlike in other cultures. The dolphin is full of mercury, and has stopped being served at schools, due to the sickness rates in Asia from serving it. The dolphin is caught, hooked then gutted while still alive.
Turtle Soup. One of the main controversies around eating turtle is that some of the species eaten are endangered such as the red ear slider.
Aside from the endangered issue, turtles (like horses, frogs and dogs) are usually seen in the pet category rather then food category.

Shark Fin soup. Since the 1300's shark fin soup has been consumed. Shark fin soup is now being served at all restaurants around the world. Shark fishing has become a larger problem then ever before. Due to the increasing rate of Shark fishing, the ocean ecosystem is now in danger to the decline in the shark population.
In 2006 Yao Ming (basketball star NBA) stopped eating Shark Fin soup in response to the controversy.
Australian crocodile hunter Steve Irwin has been known to walk out of restaurants is they serve Shark fin soup.
The controversy is that many of the sharks are cut, there fin cut off and the shark sent back to sea where they have difficulty swimming and become prey to other sharks. Dried shark fin is also a delicacy and is believed to bring wealth and good fortune.
Foie Gras. Its history beginning in 1200 BC, Foie Gras is the fattened liver of a duck or a goose. resulting in a reach buttery flavor melting in your mouth. the controversy is that the dock or goose is force fed also called "gavage". The force feeding expands there liver rapidly and develops a richer taste for the human to consume at a later date.

In the part 5-10 year eating horse meat has become common among humans. Once only eaten in china and Europe. The controversy surrounding horse meat is that most horses are considered pets or companions rather then a meal. Farms producing horses especially for meat are becoming popular just as farms for chickens or cows.









Must Know Facts!



  1. Every 3 days a human stomach gets a new lining.

  2. Orcas (killer whales) when travelling, breathe in unison.

  3. Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of woman have cheated on their spouses.

  4. More people are killed annually by donkeys, then plane crashes.

  5. No piece of paper, can be folded in half more then 7 times.

  6. A chicken with red earlobes produces brown eggs, chickens with white ear lobes produce white eggs.

  7. Serving icecream on cherry pie was once illegal in kansas.

  8. 2.5 cans of spam are consumed every 5 seconds in the U.S.A

  9. 1/3 of a pound of broccoli contains more Vitamin C then 204 apples.

  10. Dipsomania refers to the insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages.

  11. Macadamia nuts are sold in the shell, because it takes 300 pbs per square of pressure to break the shell.

  12. When Queen Elizabeth the first die she owned more then 3,000 gowns.

  13. The shortest war was between Zanzibar and England, Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

  14. Toronto was the first city in the world to have computerized traffic signals.

  15. The letter J does not appear anywhere in the pereodic table of elements.

COOKING TIP OF THE DAY


A couple useful tips about meat!

  • Sprinkle a little bit of salt in your pain before frying meat, it will cut down on the amount of grease splatter.

  • Add a bit of water to the broiling pan before cooking meat. It will make clean up ALOT easier.

  • Making meatloaf doesnt have to be so hard! Use muffin tins for indvidual meatloafs, making leftovers a breeze!

  • Dipping bacon in cold water before cooking, will stop the bacon from curling up!

  • Rub water on both sides of burger before cooking. It will keep the meat alot juicier and tastier.

  • When cooking chicken, add about 1 1/2 inches of water in the bottom of the pan, cook your fresh chicken breast in the water for approx 7-10 mins. Cut a small slice to see if the meat is pink. If its white your in the clear! Add garlic or your favorite spice to the water to make the chicken taste great! Cooking chicken in water cuts down on the cholesterol and amount of fat. All the fat boils off into the water, and your left with delicious juicy moist chicken! My FAV!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Worlds Ugliest Animals!

THE AYE-AYE
The Aye-aye is currently an endangered species due to the fact that many of the natives in Madagascar view them as an evil omen and kill them on the spot. Definitely one of the worlds ugliest animals, but definitely wouldn't kill a creature no matter how ugly.
THE STAR- NOSED MOLE
A resident of North America this mole makes up for his poor eye sight with a hairless nose that is a "star" of 22 fleshy tentacles. The tentacles are extremely sensitive, and can even sense electricity.

THE RED LIPPED BAT FISH
The lipstick won't help. This ugly fish has quite the pout! They are terrible swimmers, and use their pectoral fins to "walk" along the ocean floor.

THE BLOB-FISH
This guy looks more like a cartoon character then a fish. The blob fish has very few muscles and moves very very slowly. It almost floats like a jelly fish along the ocean floor. To eat, the blob fish waits patiently on the ocean floor, for prey to swim by, then attacks.



COOL BUILDINGS!

This weird looking house is actually made of steel and took 28 years to build by handwork alone!
Though, it called the flying house, this house cant fly at all. However it can be moved and is built on railings and can be made to rise to different heights and face different directions to get out of the suns rays.
Interesting cartoon like pickle barrel house!
Spotted in Tokyo, this house makes use of all available space. It even has space to shelter a small car! Looking like a big safe, this company offers protection and security for famous museum pieces
This building seems a little fishy?! Isn't it obvious....
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. This most definitely is a mobile house. As the picture isn't quite clear, it looks like the owners can move the tractor where ever they choose. Living in which ever location they please!

Hot Celeb Addicts- Latest News!

Lindsay and her Lawyer showed up to court 10 mins late wearing dirty dark suits, with bags under their eyes. Stating the reason why they were late is because of a security reason outside of the court house.
Judge Marsha Revel told Lindsay if she wanted to continue to be free on bail she needed to stop drinking and wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet around her ankle as well as have blood alcohol levels checked each week. The judge also said she is not allowed to leave L.A. Her lawyer tried to convince the judge to let her take it off to work, as she had a movie shoot coming up in Texas. The judge wasnt having any of it, and told her to prolong her projects or work around it. The bracelet was slapped on in 24 hours, and any alcohol can be detected through her sweat.July 6th she goes back to jail, if she hasnt followed through with her probation laws then she heads to jail!



Slipknot bassist PAUL GRAY found dead! Paul had a history of drug and alcohol problems. He was arrested in 2003 for possesion of cocaine, marijuana and drug paraphenalia.

Gray was one of slipknots founding members. He was found by a hotel manager in a hotel in Iowa.

Next to his bed was a hyperdermic needle and "bottles of pills everywhere" says the employee.

Police are still investigating Pauls death and reports are he and his wife were expecting. Paul was 28 when he passed. RIP.
http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzaN3M_FszY <------- 911 Call From the hotel.


Former nascar driver Jimmy Neal arrested for Meth.

He was arrested when his probabtion officer found methamphetamine and meth paraphenalia in his hotel room.

Why did he have his bondsmen checking in on him you ask? The night before he was accused of attempted RAPE! his court date is on July 28.





Tila Tequila says her split personalities are trying to kill her!

Crazy whore news states that Tila Tequila has a split personality. she calls it Jane.

she said during the middle of the night, her arm began to smash everything in the room, slicing up her arm off of anything that was sharp.

She states she blacked out and woke up in pain. she posted pics of the cuts of her wrist on her twitter page. she said when she woke up there was "blood and dope" everywhere.